Bart: [walking on pogo stilts] Hey, Lis, check it out: pogo stilts.
These were banned in all 50 states.
[Bart's foot slips; one pogo springs into the air and hits
something]
Homer: [off screen] Ow!! Ohh! What happened?
-- Helpless victims of freak accidents, "Homer's Phobia"
These were banned in all 50 states.
[Bart's foot slips; one pogo springs into the air and hits
something]
Homer: [off screen] Ow!! Ohh! What happened?
-- Helpless victims of freak accidents, "Homer's Phobia"
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