Abe: Let me through! Let me through.
Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy.
-- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante"
Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy.
-- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
- Abe: I'm a member!
Homer: Huh?
Abe: What?
Homer: What?
Abe: Huh? Lisa: You're a member of the Stonecutters... - Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me,
I'm glad it was you. Homer: Actually, it wasn't me... - Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment? Abe: Oh... - Barney: I'm with you, Homer!
McAllister: I be with ya too,
matey. Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ... - Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my
retirement home.
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him... - Marge: Grampa, I found your cigar box dug up in the back yard but the
gun wasn't there.
Have you seen it? Abe: You accuse me of everything... - Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa.
Abe:
Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important... - Abe: [pounding on the door] Let me in! Someone's trying to kill me!
Sweet merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door...
From the same category:
- Skinner: [to Edna] I'll handle this. Simpson! I'm giving you till the
count of three to come out!
One, two, three! [pause] I've done all I... - Homer chops through door]
Homer: Heeeere's Johnny!
[camera pulls back to reveal empty room] D'oh... - Marge: Beautiful, huh? Homer and I used to come up here on dates.
[Flashback to said date, where Homer brandishes a thick... - Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing,
it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum... - Bart: Great story. [bangs TV]
Positively spellbinding.
[bangs TV] [to TV] Damn you. Homer: Bart!...
