Well, Mr. Cat Burglar, you'd like to get in here, wouldn't you? There's
just one little problem: 36 years ago, some lady gave birth to a man
named Homer J. Simp -- ohmigod: underage kids drinking beer without a
permit!
-- Homer guards the Springfield Museum,
"Homer the Vigilante"
just one little problem: 36 years ago, some lady gave birth to a man
named Homer J. Simp -- ohmigod: underage kids drinking beer without a
permit!
-- Homer guards the Springfield Museum,
"Homer the Vigilante"
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- Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime,
I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield... - Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -
the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming... - Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar... - Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you... - Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in
here,
I'm going to have to quit drinking! Homer's liver:... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman... - Gerry: Hi! Pleased to meet you, I just moved in. My name is Gerry
Ford.
Homer: [gasps] Former President Gerald Ford? Put her...
