Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused. Because no
one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old
virgin.
[the crowd walks off]
Krusty: Oh, that's for sure.
Hibbert: I'm, uh, I'm inclined to agree.
Willie: Ach! I'll never look at him the same again.
Lenny: That was more than I wanted to know.
Chalmers: [clears throat] Okay, well um, Edna, Seymour, in light of
these uh, uh, revelations, I uh, suppose we uh,
overreacted.
Krabappel: Do we have our jobs back?
Chalmers: What? Oh yes, yes, sure. Just uh, you know, keep the
lewdness to a minimum. [hurries off]
-- Uncompromising standards, "Grade School Confidential"
one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old
virgin.
[the crowd walks off]
Krusty: Oh, that's for sure.
Hibbert: I'm, uh, I'm inclined to agree.
Willie: Ach! I'll never look at him the same again.
Lenny: That was more than I wanted to know.
Chalmers: [clears throat] Okay, well um, Edna, Seymour, in light of
these uh, uh, revelations, I uh, suppose we uh,
overreacted.
Krabappel: Do we have our jobs back?
Chalmers: What? Oh yes, yes, sure. Just uh, you know, keep the
lewdness to a minimum. [hurries off]
-- Uncompromising standards, "Grade School Confidential"
Related:
- Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -
Edna: Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break... - Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the
have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers... - Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering
hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. ... - Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet
and the fact is I haven't .
[hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour... - Skinner: More tea, Edna?
Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer... - Krabappel: Do you think anyone saw us?
Skinner: No,
it went just as we planned -- except they confiscated... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline]... - Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me.
Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour...
