Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime, I'll be
pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the
world's largest cubic zirconia.
Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar, I vow to go without sleep and guard the
Springfield Museum day and night for as long as it takes from now
on. Unless you want to taunt me more by giving me an approximate
time...
[no answer]
[sweetly] We'll be right back.
Kent: I get to say that!
-- No fair, "Homer the Vigilante"
pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield Museum -- the
world's largest cubic zirconia.
Homer: Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar, I vow to go without sleep and guard the
Springfield Museum day and night for as long as it takes from now
on. Unless you want to taunt me more by giving me an approximate
time...
[no answer]
[sweetly] We'll be right back.
Kent: I get to say that!
-- No fair, "Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
- Well, Mr. Cat Burglar, you'd like to get in here, wouldn't you?
There's just one little problem: 36 years ago, some... - Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my
retirement home.
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him... - Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer.
We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to... - Kent: When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up... - Burns: Now, let's get down to business.
Homer: [thinks] Oh,
man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer...
