Krabappel: Do you think anyone saw us?
Skinner: No, it went just as we planned -- except they confiscated
my thermos of cola at the door.
Krabappel: Aw.
Chalmers: [waking up] Skinner! Krabappel! What are you two doing
here?
Krabappel: Superintendent Chalmers!
Skinner: Uh, why we're, here on a um, a, a, what do you c-- a field
trip
Krabappel: With a student.
Skinner: Yes, he's ah...
Krabappel: Uh, he's purchasing refreshments in the lobby.
Skinner: I'm uh, uh, I'll go get him right now. [sotto voce to
Krabappel] Car keys, car keys, car keys.
Krabappel: [hands him the keys]
-- A close call, "Grade School Confidential"
Skinner: No, it went just as we planned -- except they confiscated
my thermos of cola at the door.
Krabappel: Aw.
Chalmers: [waking up] Skinner! Krabappel! What are you two doing
here?
Krabappel: Superintendent Chalmers!
Skinner: Uh, why we're, here on a um, a, a, what do you c-- a field
trip
Krabappel: With a student.
Skinner: Yes, he's ah...
Krabappel: Uh, he's purchasing refreshments in the lobby.
Skinner: I'm uh, uh, I'll go get him right now. [sotto voce to
Krabappel] Car keys, car keys, car keys.
Krabappel: [hands him the keys]
-- A close call, "Grade School Confidential"
Related:
- Skinner: More tea, Edna?
Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer... - Skinner: Edna!
Krabappel: Seymour.
Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with... - Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
Krabappel: Applesauce. Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of... - Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused.
Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend... - Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet
and the fact is I haven't .
[hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour... - Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me.
Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour... - Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet
making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby
looked at me.
Wiggum: The baby looked at you? [picks up phone]...
