Martin's Dad: [to wife] I told you we should have served cake instead
of oysters!
Martin: I'm ruined!
Nelson: [punches Martin in the gut] Ha-ha, ohh... [collapses]
-- That'll drop your social standing a notch or two,
"Grade School Confidential"
of oysters!
Martin: I'm ruined!
Nelson: [punches Martin in the gut] Ha-ha, ohh... [collapses]
-- That'll drop your social standing a notch or two,
"Grade School Confidential"
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