Marge: Homer, wasn't the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar?
Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone.
Homer: Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. But
we've also expanded into other important areas. [reads a list]
Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world
domination --
Lisa: World domination?
Homer: Oh ho, heh, that might be a typo.
[thinks] Mental note: the girl knows too much.
-- Precocious eight-year-olds, "Homer the Vigilante"
Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone.
Homer: Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. But
we've also expanded into other important areas. [reads a list]
Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world
domination --
Lisa: World domination?
Homer: Oh ho, heh, that might be a typo.
[thinks] Mental note: the girl knows too much.
-- Precocious eight-year-olds, "Homer the Vigilante"
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Lisa: Wake up, Dad,
wake up! There was a burglar and he took my ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: What's the point of all these precautions? I've already lost the
only thing that matters to me.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I... - Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up?
Lovejoy: Well,
Lisa, we've waited an hour. [clears his throat, reads]... - Lisa: Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one
creative outlet.
It was the only way I could truly express myself... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
and I mean ever, because this is not a call... - Lisa: [on the phone]
Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed,
and I need you to get me a new one. Homer: Uh... - Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ...
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- How could this happen?
We started out like Romeo and Juliet,
but it ended up in tragedy. -- Milhouse, "Bart's... - Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker.
Troy:
MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent... - I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for
money to change hands.
Apu snaps Homer out of his daze at the Kwik-E-Mart... - Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums.
BG:
[appearing in the cloud] You've made an old jazzman... - Dry fish-sticks! This sucks!
-- Homer complains about cafeteria fare,
"Simpson and...
