Ned: I don't like the service at the post office. You know, it's all
"rush rush! get'cha in, get'cha out!" Then they've got those
machines in the lobby, they're even faster, no help there. You
might even say, I _hate_ the post office.
That, and my parents. Lousy beatniks.
[sudden breakthrough sound] Hey! That felt good.
Foster: He just said he hates his parents! Do you know what that means?
Doctor: Um, what do you think?
Foster: It means he's cured.
Doctor: That's what I said.
-- The Nick Riviera method works again,
"Hurricane Neddy"
"rush rush! get'cha in, get'cha out!" Then they've got those
machines in the lobby, they're even faster, no help there. You
might even say, I _hate_ the post office.
That, and my parents. Lousy beatniks.
[sudden breakthrough sound] Hey! That felt good.
Foster: He just said he hates his parents! Do you know what that means?
Doctor: Um, what do you think?
Foster: It means he's cured.
Doctor: That's what I said.
-- The Nick Riviera method works again,
"Hurricane Neddy"
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