Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be _something_ you hate. What
about mosquito bites?
Ned: Mmm mmm! Sure are fun to scratch! Mmm! Satisfying!
Homer: What about, uhhhhh, florescent lights?
Ned: Oooh, they hum like angels! You're never lonely if you've got a
florescent light!
-- Oh, I give up, "Hurricane Neddy"
about mosquito bites?
Ned: Mmm mmm! Sure are fun to scratch! Mmm! Satisfying!
Homer: What about, uhhhhh, florescent lights?
Ned: Oooh, they hum like angels! You're never lonely if you've got a
florescent light!
-- Oh, I give up, "Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
- Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife!
Homer:
But why? She's such a fox. [Marge scowls... - Ned: I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boy.
Homer: Oh, come on, Flanders. I don't complain about... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna... - Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh... - Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult
this guy.
You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the
anger till I explode.
If any of you does something I don't like,... - Ned: Need some help there? You know, maybe you folks should come over
and punker in our bunker.
[Ned's house is covered with tints] Oh, it'll...
