Apu: Stand behind the flaming garbage cans. We'll be letting you into
the store, seventy people at a time.
Kirk: Oh, let's just beat him up and take his stuff!
Apu: No no no, do not listen to that man. Remain calm. You will all
have a chance to be gouged.
[the crowd murmurs in approval]
-- Hurricanes make for excellent extortion
opportunities, "Hurricane Neddy"
the store, seventy people at a time.
Kirk: Oh, let's just beat him up and take his stuff!
Apu: No no no, do not listen to that man. Remain calm. You will all
have a chance to be gouged.
[the crowd murmurs in approval]
-- Hurricanes make for excellent extortion
opportunities, "Hurricane Neddy"
Related:
- Homer: [in hard-hat and toolbelt] Hope you like it,
neighbor. We didn't have the best tools or... - Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog.... - Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any
more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm... - Homer: Hey, let's all hug Apu.
[They all do,
then there's a pause] [Homer looks at his watch]... - Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
[points to store on top of mountain] Homer:... - Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
Remind me never to let you on stage again,... - Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
[looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!... - Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.
In every relationship that exists, people have to seek...
