Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mean, just
yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots with a cartoon devil on
the box, but you can't possibly think it's appropriate for your
ten-year-old son to work in a burlesque house!
Homer: Oh, no? Well, if Homer Simpson wants his ten-year-old son
working in a burlesque house, then Homer Simpson's ten-year-old
son is going to work in a burlesque house! That... [his
visitors walk away, revealing Marge] Ha-ha-ha... Hi! Now,
Marge, you're gonna hear a lot of crazy talk about Bart working
in a burlesque house...
-- Backpedaling, "Bart After Dark"
yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots with a cartoon devil on
the box, but you can't possibly think it's appropriate for your
ten-year-old son to work in a burlesque house!
Homer: Oh, no? Well, if Homer Simpson wants his ten-year-old son
working in a burlesque house, then Homer Simpson's ten-year-old
son is going to work in a burlesque house! That... [his
visitors walk away, revealing Marge] Ha-ha-ha... Hi! Now,
Marge, you're gonna hear a lot of crazy talk about Bart working
in a burlesque house...
-- Backpedaling, "Bart After Dark"
Related:
- Marge: Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart
to work there?
Homer: No, I only learned that four days ago. --... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes... - Marge: Uh... sorry.
Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me,
I'm glad it was you. Homer: Actually, it wasn't me... - Jasper: [whispering] Are they talking about the bordello?
Abe: No! The burlesque house. So just keep your mouth... - Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize
I was largely aware,
I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family...
