Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show.
Bart: Nope.
Skinner: Is Roxanne back?
Bart: Yep.
Skinner: Did she, uh, get my flowers?
Bart: She did.
Skinner: [Finally noticing his fourth-grade nemesis] Hello, Bart.
Bart: Hello, Principal Skinner.
Skinner: This _is_ the National Air and Space Museum, isn't it?
-- Nice try, Seymour, "Bart After Dark"
Bart: Nope.
Skinner: Is Roxanne back?
Bart: Yep.
Skinner: Did she, uh, get my flowers?
Bart: She did.
Skinner: [Finally noticing his fourth-grade nemesis] Hello, Bart.
Bart: Hello, Principal Skinner.
Skinner: This _is_ the National Air and Space Museum, isn't it?
-- Nice try, Seymour, "Bart After Dark"
Related:
- Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Bart... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary,
sir. Try this. Principal Skinner... - I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE
PRINCIPAL SKINNER I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER... - Bart sighs at photo of Skinner]
Lisa: Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner could become any more of a
square,
but there's the proof. Bart: It's weird, Lis: I miss... - a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for... - Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is
going to get fired.
Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you... - Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes...
From the same category:
- Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these
pretzels?
Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure... - scene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out
immediately]
Voice:
Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor... - Homer: That's it, boy: you're our last hope.
Bart:
Aw, I just don't want to be here, Dad. Besides, I... - Krusty: What is the freaking holdup?
Bob: Die, Krusty,
Die! -- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last... - Bart: Give it up Dad. Piggy ain't coming back.
Homer:
Lisa! You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize...
