Milhouse: Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house.
Nelson: I heard a witch lives there.
Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there.
Milhouse: You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the
brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other
zombies to create a race of super-zombies.
Nelson: *That*'s the house?!
-- Are reverse vampires involved? "Bart After Dark"
Nelson: I heard a witch lives there.
Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there.
Milhouse: You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the
brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other
zombies to create a race of super-zombies.
Nelson: *That*'s the house?!
-- Are reverse vampires involved? "Bart After Dark"
Related:
- Bart: OK, it's not _painfully_ clear the adults are _definitely_
paving the way for an invasion by the saucer people.
Milhouse: You fool! Can't you see it's a massive government... - Milhouse: What's going on? Where are all the grown-ups?
Nelson: Who cares? With no adults, I _run_ this city... - Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -
we take the White Man alive. Bart: All... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like... - Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well... - Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue... - Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson
whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other... - Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have
taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly
plausible alibi for use on our parents.
[Milhouse at home...] Milhouse: I have been selected...
