Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off
their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I
think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch...
eroony!
[Everyone cheers]
Now, who should lead the group?
Man: You!
Everyone: Yay! Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!
Flanders: I don't really have very much experience, but I'll --
Moe: Someone else!
Everyone: Yay! Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!
Homer: _I'm_ someone else.
Lenny: He's right!
Homer: We don't need a thinker. We need a doer: someone who'll act
without considering the consequences.
Everyone: Homer! Homer! Homer!
-- How quickly they sway, "Homer the Vigilante"
their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I
think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch...
eroony!
[Everyone cheers]
Now, who should lead the group?
Man: You!
Everyone: Yay! Flanders! Flanders! Flanders!
Flanders: I don't really have very much experience, but I'll --
Moe: Someone else!
Everyone: Yay! Someone else! Someone else! Someone else!
Homer: _I'm_ someone else.
Lenny: He's right!
Homer: We don't need a thinker. We need a doer: someone who'll act
without considering the consequences.
Everyone: Homer! Homer! Homer!
-- How quickly they sway, "Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
- Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe... - Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders .
my friend! Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno.... - Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Homer:
No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is... - Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree
jacket!
[holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well,
we might as well make it official. Homer: What does... - Marge: Homer, please don't make me choose between my man and my God,
because you just can't win. Homer: There you go again... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up...
