Lisa: [enthusiastic] I'm gonna rescue a baby seal, and then I'm gonna
save an otter!
Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, but all the animals have already
been reserved for celebrities.
[Rainer Wolfcastle carries up a huge sack]
Rainer: There. That's 104 pounds of sandpipers.
Lisa: You mean there's nothing left to clean?
Man: Well, there are rocks. Thousands and thousands of rocks.
[smiles]
[later that day, Marge and Lisa are scrubbing rocks]
Marge: I've got rocks that need washing at home
-- This is not as fun as I had anticipated,
"Bart After Dark"
save an otter!
Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, but all the animals have already
been reserved for celebrities.
[Rainer Wolfcastle carries up a huge sack]
Rainer: There. That's 104 pounds of sandpipers.
Lisa: You mean there's nothing left to clean?
Man: Well, there are rocks. Thousands and thousands of rocks.
[smiles]
[later that day, Marge and Lisa are scrubbing rocks]
Marge: I've got rocks that need washing at home
-- This is not as fun as I had anticipated,
"Bart After Dark"
Related:
- Lisa: Oh, there's something unsatisfying about scrubbing these rocks
and I think I know what it is.
[a wave washes a new coat of oil on the once-clean... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have.
As the years went by, your mother and I were... - Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
They let everybody out of school early just... - Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine... - Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's
attention] Stop the music.
[they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons... - I wish you were a Scotch on the
rocks... - Marge: I can honestly say that was the most fun I've ever had.
The mill, the history, all that gorgeous...... - Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually,
I didn't even notice. Yeesh! [turns TV off]...
