Lisa: What's the point of all these precautions? I've already lost the
only thing that matters to me.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another
instrument.
Lisa: What, this jug?
[She blows its spout, producing two alternating tones in rhythm]
[Homer begins to laugh and cheer, but Lisa stops]
Homer: Lisa, never _ever_ stop in the middle of a hoedown!
-- "Homer the Vigilante"
only thing that matters to me.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another
instrument.
Lisa: What, this jug?
[She blows its spout, producing two alternating tones in rhythm]
[Homer begins to laugh and cheer, but Lisa stops]
Homer: Lisa, never _ever_ stop in the middle of a hoedown!
-- "Homer the Vigilante"
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