Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me
for what I am? [cops a smirk]
Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy. I
suppose I have been a bit... Oh, no, I can't do it. It's just
not me. I'm sorry, Larry. I can't be the family that you need.
Larry: Aw, that's okay. I got a wife and kids. Oh, that reminds me.
They're probably wondering where I went. I told 'em I'm going
for coffee. That was a week ago.
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
for what I am? [cops a smirk]
Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy. I
suppose I have been a bit... Oh, no, I can't do it. It's just
not me. I'm sorry, Larry. I can't be the family that you need.
Larry: Aw, that's okay. I got a wife and kids. Oh, that reminds me.
They're probably wondering where I went. I told 'em I'm going
for coffee. That was a week ago.
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh... - Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes?
Larry: [sweating] Yeah,
uh... Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to ... - Larry: Ah, relax. I don't wanna work. I'm so lazy,
I took lessons on a player piano. Homer: Wow... - Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered,
it's time for my annual donation. [brings out... - Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
there's another kidney out there for me. Larry: You...
