Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment?
Abe: Oh, it's you, Malloy. All right -- but this time, clean off the
applicator!
-- A close call, "Homer the Vigilante"
Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment?
Abe: Oh, it's you, Malloy. All right -- but this time, clean off the
applicator!
-- A close call, "Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
- Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my
retirement home.
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him... - Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me,
I'm glad it was you. Homer: Actually, it wasn't me... - Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar... - Abe: Let me through! Let me through.
Lisa: Oh, Grampa,
they pelted you too? Abe: No, actually, I fell down... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone.
Lisa:
Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ... - Abe: {Come on, lucky seven! Poppa needs a new pair of spats.
I want some of that sweet, sweet Do Re Mi. Fat...
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Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
[Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive... - I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa... - This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant
beast.
German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call... - Bart: Okay, we all know why we're here, right?
Milhouse:
No, why? Bart: To fight Nelson, the bully. That... - Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the
spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson,
and we'd like to -- aah! [Camera...
