Wiggum: All right, Mr. B. When the kidnappers call with the ransom
demand, you tell them you'll leave the money under the big net
in the park.
Lou: And then down comes the net, right, Chief?
Wiggum: Heyyy, I like it! I like it a lot!
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
demand, you tell them you'll leave the money under the big net
in the park.
Lou: And then down comes the net, right, Chief?
Wiggum: Heyyy, I like it! I like it a lot!
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ... - Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield,
but until now none of them was important. ... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good!
I wish to report a robbery. Wiggum: [bored]... - Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie... - Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no
law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum... - Burns: That's it. Fumble about with your widgets and do-bobs.
It will all be a monument to futility when... - busts down the door, rings the doorbell]
Hello! Police!
Aw man, if this one's not the right house, I quit!... - Wiggum: Beautiful. Eddie, did you trace the phone number?
Eddie: Sure did, Chief. Wiggum: [reading paper] 5-5...
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- Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more,
that was the happiest day of my life. Mrs. Hoover... - Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain..
[walks towards Bart] [The boat hits... - Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones,
car batteries, handguns [*bang*!] and many things made... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, what are you two doing home so early?
Bart: Great news, Mom! Lisa: Horrible news, Mom!... - Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely...
