Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling
apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for.
Larry: Yeah, I tell ya, I don't get no regard. No regard at all. No
esteem, either.
-- Larry Dangerfield, "Burns, Baby Burns"
apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for.
Larry: Yeah, I tell ya, I don't get no regard. No regard at all. No
esteem, either.
-- Larry Dangerfield, "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh... - Hey, you folks are all right. Man, it was rough getting a ride out
there.
The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought... - Larry: Ah, relax. I don't wanna work. I'm so lazy,
I took lessons on a player piano. Homer: Wow... - Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're... - Hey, Skipper, [slaps him in the back] good to meet ya.
Hoo, where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey... - Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over
here.
Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered,
it's time for my annual donation. [brings out...
