Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son?
Homer: Yes, sir, I do.
Burns: And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits
and make you talk to them?
Homer: Oh, all the time! Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?
He's a little wiener...
Burns: Fascinating. Good night.
-- Milhouse? Fascinating?, "Burns, Baby Burns"
Homer: Yes, sir, I do.
Burns: And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits
and make you talk to them?
Homer: Oh, all the time! Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?
He's a little wiener...
Burns: Fascinating. Good night.
-- Milhouse? Fascinating?, "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: You don't have to do that,
Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out. -- Burns... - Burns: How does he do it, Smithers?
Smithers: He's a love machine,
sir. -- "Homer's Night... - Burns: {[to players] Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a
hospital who wants you to win this game.
I know because I crippled him myself to inspire... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead...
