Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time
for my annual donation. [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder
how much I should give.
Man: Well, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very
generous contribution. [opens book] For example, a score of 400
would require a donation of new football uniforms, 300, a new
dormitory, and in Larry's case, we would need an international
airport.
Woman: Yale could use an international airport, Mr. Burns.
-- Then maybe a stock exchange market, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
for my annual donation. [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder
how much I should give.
Man: Well, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very
generous contribution. [opens book] For example, a score of 400
would require a donation of new football uniforms, 300, a new
dormitory, and in Larry's case, we would need an international
airport.
Woman: Yale could use an international airport, Mr. Burns.
-- Then maybe a stock exchange market, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
Related:
- Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Burns: Well, did you meet Larry?
Man: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem,
then suggested my motto be "semper fudge." ... - Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes?
Larry: [sweating] Yeah,
uh... Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to ... - Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough,
but can you love me for what I am? [cops a... - Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here.
What I'm trying to say is, I'm... Burns: You're... - Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling
apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could... - Larry: Ah, relax. I don't wanna work. I'm so lazy,
I took lessons on a player piano. Homer: Wow... - Homer: Did you hear me? I said I quit, Monty! And since I quit,
I can do anything I want. Burns: Is that so... - Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh...
