Burns: Well, did you meet Larry?
Man: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my
motto be "semper fudge." At that point, he told me to [making
quotes with fingers] relax.
Burns: How were his test scores?
Woman: Let's just say this: he spelled "Yale" with a six.
-- Y0u mu5t 6e k1dd1ng!, "Burns, Baby Burns"
Man: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my
motto be "semper fudge." At that point, he told me to [making
quotes with fingers] relax.
Burns: How were his test scores?
Woman: Let's just say this: he spelled "Yale" with a six.
-- Y0u mu5t 6e k1dd1ng!, "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered,
it's time for my annual donation. [brings out... - Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns]
Anyone know who he is?
Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns. ... - Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes?
Larry: [sweating] Yeah,
uh... Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to ... - Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
there's another kidney out there for me. Larry: You... - Burns: Oh this might take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk
and stumble around comically for my amusement?
Smithers: [taking bottle of booze] I'll be a one-man... - Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
