Larry: Ah, Pop, don't get me wrong; it's great to be here. But how's a
guy like you wind up with a son like me?
Burns: Ah, Larry, my lad, I've gone over this story in my mind a
million times. It was 1941, the... No, '39...
-- Two million times wouldn't have hurt, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
guy like you wind up with a son like me?
Burns: Ah, Larry, my lad, I've gone over this story in my mind a
million times. It was 1941, the... No, '39...
-- Two million times wouldn't have hurt, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
Related:
- Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
there's another kidney out there for me. Larry: You... - Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh... - Larry: Ah, relax. I don't wanna work. I'm so lazy,
I took lessons on a player piano. Homer: Wow... - Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough,
but can you love me for what I am? [cops a... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over
here.
Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation... - Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that... - Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling
apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right...
