Larry: Well, uh... sheesh... uh... I'm a little nervous here. What I'm
trying to say is, I'm...
Burns: You're what? Selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales?
Keen on Jesus? Out with it!
Larry: Well, Mr. Burns, I'm your son.
[Burns is shocked]
Larry: Oh, and I stepped on one of your peacocks. You got a paper
towel?
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
trying to say is, I'm...
Burns: You're what? Selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales?
Keen on Jesus? Out with it!
Larry: Well, Mr. Burns, I'm your son.
[Burns is shocked]
Larry: Oh, and I stepped on one of your peacocks. You got a paper
towel?
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh... - Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough,
but can you love me for what I am? [cops a... - Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes?
Larry: [sweating] Yeah,
uh... Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to ... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over
here.
Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation... - Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
there's another kidney out there for me. Larry: You... - Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling
apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears...
