Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up!
Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.
Marge: We're not picking him up.
Homer: Oh, yes, we are.
Marge: There's not enough room.
Homer: Yes, there is...
[time passes]
Marge: I just don't think it's a good idea.
Homer: And I think it's the best idea I've ever had. We're picking up
the weirdo, and that's final. [pulls back from their driveway]
-- Never heard of too little, too late,
eh Homer? "Burns, Baby Burns"
Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.
Marge: We're not picking him up.
Homer: Oh, yes, we are.
Marge: There's not enough room.
Homer: Yes, there is...
[time passes]
Marge: I just don't think it's a good idea.
Homer: And I think it's the best idea I've ever had. We're picking up
the weirdo, and that's final. [pulls back from their driveway]
-- Never heard of too little, too late,
eh Homer? "Burns, Baby Burns"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not?
Then we'd look like idiots. Burns Baby... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: [annoyed] Is he still out there?
Marge: Yes.
He's raking leaves? Homer: What? That's _your_ job... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand]... - Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy,
what do you think of the name Larry? Homer:... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
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- Smithers: Attention, everyone. Let's have an awed hush please for Mr.
Burns. [Everyone gasps] Burns: Compadres... - Homer: {[lowering a table out the window] Got it, Barn?}
Barney:
{[below] Got what? [crash] Ow!} Skinner: {You're stealing... - Man: ... and you'll find that saving for your future is far more
thrilling than any roller coaster.
Bart: Really? Wow, I should have started a long time... - Bart: Go, Dad, go!
Lisa: "How doth the hero strong and brave,
A celestial path in the heavens pave." Everyone: Huh... - If you ever want to sleep over, Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
Ned Flanders, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes...
