Hey, how're ya doing? Welcome to Scenic Waynesport, and remember your
visit with a googly-eyed walnut. [holds up walnut toy]
How about a googly-eyed rock?
Some nice local squash candy?
A stretched-out Pepsi bottle? [holds up a weirdly-shaped Pepsi bottle]
Come on. If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!
-- Larry tries to sell some quality-impaired souvenirs,
"Burns, Baby Burns"
visit with a googly-eyed walnut. [holds up walnut toy]
How about a googly-eyed rock?
Some nice local squash candy?
A stretched-out Pepsi bottle? [holds up a weirdly-shaped Pepsi bottle]
Come on. If this stuff is too nice for ya, I've got some crap!
-- Larry tries to sell some quality-impaired souvenirs,
"Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh... - Hey, you folks are all right. Man, it was rough getting a ride out
there.
The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought... - Ho, this guy's got more bread than a prison meat loaf.
He's rich, I tell ya. I never seen a place with a... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Hey, Skipper, [slaps him in the back] good to meet ya.
Hoo, where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey... - Burns: {Bravissimo, Luigi! Bring us your finest bottle of vino!}
Luigi:
{Hey, you trust-ah Luigi, huh? He knows-ah what for... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,...
