Burns: Oh this might take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk
and stumble around comically for my amusement?
Smithers: [taking bottle of booze] I'll be a one-man conga line.
-- There's nothing he won't do for Mr. Burns, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
and stumble around comically for my amusement?
Smithers: [taking bottle of booze] I'll be a one-man conga line.
-- There's nothing he won't do for Mr. Burns, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
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