Burns: Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to
show up. They barely even won.
Smithers: Their cheating was even more rampant than last year, sir.
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
show up. They barely even won.
Smithers: Their cheating was even more rampant than last year, sir.
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. ... - Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant
Championship.
Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch... - Smithers: Good morning, sir! To make up for my failure last night,
I alphabetized your breakfast; you can start with... - Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig.
Thank you very much! Burns: [frightened] Smithers... - Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray.
[burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts]
[opens bathroom door,
sees someone in the shower] [opens glass... - Burns: Here's your caption, boys: "Local hero shuns spotlight and
pitches in!"
Smithers:
What an angle! [reporters take photos of... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left,
too, sir? Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're... - Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: Sir, those aren't -- Burns: Do as I say...
