Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean
sounds for you.
[blows, imitating waves]
[imitates foghorn]
[squawks loudly, upsetting Marge]
[blows again]
[Long John Silver] Arr, matey!
-- I hate the sea and everything in it,
"A Milhouse Divided"
Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean
sounds for you.
[blows, imitating waves]
[imitates foghorn]
[squawks loudly, upsetting Marge]
[blows again]
[Long John Silver] Arr, matey!
-- I hate the sea and everything in it,
"A Milhouse Divided"
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