Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well.
[outside, Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind]
Kirk: [to staring Homer and Marge] What?
-- Nah, happens to everybody, "A Milhouse Divided"
[outside, Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind]
Kirk: [to staring Homer and Marge] What?
-- Nah, happens to everybody, "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I... - Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine... - Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special... - Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]... - Kirk: That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store.
Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me. ... - Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon...
From the same category:
- Homer: Now you're gonna do chores for that lady until you work off the
damage you did.
It's called "responsibility." [drives forward... - Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus]
Bart:
No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front... - Skinner: Big Daddy's trademark calling card -- it's right here inside
the skull.
Wiggum: [shakes the card out of the skull] Looks... - Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this
adorable little song and dance routine.
Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker! Let's... - Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the
printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ...
