Ned: Oh, that's a noodle-scratcher.
[starts drawing a few random dots]
Maude: [gasps] Cornstarch!
Ned: Oh, righty-o! [both laugh] It's good for keepin' down the urges!
-- I thought that's what saltpeter was for... "A
Milhouse Divided"
[starts drawing a few random dots]
Maude: [gasps] Cornstarch!
Ned: Oh, righty-o! [both laugh] It's good for keepin' down the urges!
-- I thought that's what saltpeter was for... "A
Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd?
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here,
Daddy. Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought... - Marge: Ned, Maude! You've got to go back to your house.
Something incredible has happened. Ned: Oh... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Ned: My name is Ned.
All: Hello, Ned!
Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps... - Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here?
Bart:
Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered... - Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love... - Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our
hair down and play "Bombardment"?
Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd...
