Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon. Then maybe I
could have had a decent breakfast for once.
[long pause, everyone is uneasy]
Homer: You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love
Is..." It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.
[even longer pause]
-- Not Lisa and Ralph, I hope, "A Milhouse Divided"
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon. Then maybe I
could have had a decent breakfast for once.
[long pause, everyone is uneasy]
Homer: You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love
Is..." It's about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.
[even longer pause]
-- Not Lisa and Ralph, I hope, "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne:
Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]... - Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Crowd: Two! Four! Six! Eight!
Homer's crime was very great!
[pause] "Great" meaning "large" or "immense"... - Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn
how to swear.
So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, Okay... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Kirk: Uh, sorry we're late, but Luanne had to put on her face.
She doesn't want anyone to know she's got no...
