Kirk: Uh, sorry we're late, but Luanne had to put on her face. She
doesn't want anyone to know she's got no eyebrows.
[Luanne looks at her husband under bizarrely-slanted brows]
What? You don't!
-- Sight gags of the world, unite! "A Milhouse Divided"
doesn't want anyone to know she's got no eyebrows.
[Luanne looks at her husband under bizarrely-slanted brows]
What? You don't!
-- Sight gags of the world, unite! "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.
Luanne:
Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It... - Luanne: From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luanne
Van Houten.
Marge: Actually, Luanne, I don't really know anything... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]... - Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with
the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon... - Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I... - Milhouse: [makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is.
Milhouse! Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse,... - Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well.
[outside,
Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk: [to... - Kirk: You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it,
_loves_ it when I fail. Luanne: Oh yes,... - Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker...
