Bart: Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn't have a coat. Should I let him
in?
Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet. So I
helped myself to a few of the better umbrellas.
-- Turning the other cheek, "A Milhouse Divided"
in?
Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet. So I
helped myself to a few of the better umbrellas.
-- Turning the other cheek, "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Lovejoy: Now, for our offertory reading, Lisa Simpson -
who we'll all be keeping an eye on. Lisa... - Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth... - Ned: Jeepers H. Crackers. I'd better call the Reverend.
[pushes "Rev. Lovejoy" button on phone] [the... - Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - That Reverend Lovejoy <really> displeases Me.
I think I'll give him a canker sore.
God, "Homer the... - Krusty: OK, OK, let's figure out who should stay. The world of the
future will need laughter,
so I'm in. Moe: And they'll need somebody to dispense... - Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other
also.
And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away... - Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of
these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular
music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart...
