Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
-- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided"
-- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine... - Well, as you can see, we don't believe fur is murder.
But paying for it sure is! -- Julius Hibbert, no... - Homer: Marge, will you marry me?
Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
The best reason of all, "A Milhouse... - I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV!
This one's for real! -- Homer Simpson A Milhouse... - Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in... - Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in... - Marge: Homey, I appreciate this, but I'd really like to get some sleep.
Homer: Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some... - Krik: Oh, my demo tape!
Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[continues laughing] That's your picture on the front.
[still laughing] Kirk: [peeved] Go ahead, Homer, laugh...
