Homer: What do I do? What do I do? In the name of God you've got to
tell me! [sobbing]
Agent 2: Relax, it's just a simulator. Nothing can go wrong.
Homer: [sotto voce] Just poke blindly at the controls until they let
you go.
-- It's worked before, "Homer Goes to College"
tell me! [sobbing]
Agent 2: Relax, it's just a simulator. Nothing can go wrong.
Homer: [sotto voce] Just poke blindly at the controls until they let
you go.
-- It's worked before, "Homer Goes to College"
Related:
- Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name,
fella? Roscoe: Roscoe. Homer: Roscoe here runs this... - Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Smithers: John!
John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this... - Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love... - Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer... - Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Homer... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]...
