Buffer: Celebrities at ringside tonight:
Star of the McBain action films, and feature player in the
Hollywood prostitution scandal: Rainer-r-r Wolfcastle!
[applause]
TV anchorman and Springfield institution, Mr. Kent Brockman!
[Kent waves, and the audience boos and throws litter at him]
Kent: [sarcastic laugh] This just in, go to hell!
Buffer: From the world of organized crime, say hello to Anthony "Fat
Tony" D'Amico!
[applause]
-- Typical ringside, "The Homer They Fall"
Star of the McBain action films, and feature player in the
Hollywood prostitution scandal: Rainer-r-r Wolfcastle!
[applause]
TV anchorman and Springfield institution, Mr. Kent Brockman!
[Kent waves, and the audience boos and throws litter at him]
Kent: [sarcastic laugh] This just in, go to hell!
Buffer: From the world of organized crime, say hello to Anthony "Fat
Tony" D'Amico!
[applause]
-- Typical ringside, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
- Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Bart:
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable... - Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's... - Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest
man.
[caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not... - Man: You may be interested to know that for my next crime,
I'll be pinching the pride and joy of the Springfield... - Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
That's our topic tonight on Smartline... -- Kent... - Tonight, on Smartline. "The Power plant strike. Argle bargle,
or fooforaw?" -- Kent Brockman, "Last Exit to... - Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host,
Jay Sherman, thank you. Tonight, we review... - Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high,
and lost control of its servo guidance... - Kent: [on TV] Tonight, we'll visit Springfield's answer to the
Benidictine monks:
the Rappin' Rabbis. Rabbi: Don't eat pork, not even...
