You'll be okay, Dad. Just make sure he hits you an _even_ number of
times, so you don't end up with amnesia.
-- Bart tips his father, "The Homer They Fall"
times, so you don't end up with amnesia.
-- Bart tips his father, "The Homer They Fall"
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