Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to
show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't?
Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the
world?
Homer: Oh, sure.
-- Casual talk, "The Homer They Fall"
show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't?
Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the
world?
Homer: Oh, sure.
-- Casual talk, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
- Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of
punishment.
I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even... - Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.... - Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that,
boy. Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer... - Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going... - Moe: Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Homer: Thanks, Moe. [drinks it] Moe: You know, Homer... - Guy: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy: Homer? Who... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe:
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to... - Moe: Who's gonna knock you down?
Homer: No one!
Moe:
When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe:... - Homer: And that is that! Goodbye mind-numbing, back-breaking labor
forever.
Hello, dream job in paradise. [scene switch...
