Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up _my_ friend in _my_ bar,
there's a two-drink minimum.
-- Moe's most sacred rule, "The Homer They Fall"
there's a two-drink minimum.
-- Moe's most sacred rule, "The Homer They Fall"
Related:
- Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Moe: Who's gonna knock you down?
Homer: No one!
Moe:
When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe:... - The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood
and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure... - Homer: You're right. I've been wasting my life away in that dump for
years.
That's it! I'm going to find a _new_ bar to drink... - Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of
punishment.
I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even... - Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to
show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you... - Marge answers the door]
Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm
declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge:... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ms.K: [heavy make-up, in a tube top] Hiya, scrumptious.
Do you want to ignite my drink? Homer: You're my kid's...
