Hibbert: You know, isn't it interesting how the left -- or sinister --
twin is invariably the evil one. I had this theory that... Wait
a minute. Hugo's scar is on the wrong side. He couldn't have
been the evil left twin. That means the evil twin is, and
always has been... Bart!
Bart: Oh, don't look so shocked.
Hibbert: Well, chalk this one up to carelessness on my part.
-- Pobody's Nerfect, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
twin is invariably the evil one. I had this theory that... Wait
a minute. Hugo's scar is on the wrong side. He couldn't have
been the evil left twin. That means the evil twin is, and
always has been... Bart!
Bart: Oh, don't look so shocked.
Hibbert: Well, chalk this one up to carelessness on my part.
-- Pobody's Nerfect, "Treehouse of Horror VII"
Related:
- It wasn't me..
it was my EVIL twin... - Hibbert shows Bart-Hugo to Marge]
[one of them starts gnawing the other ferociously]
Marge:
I think I'll bottle-feed that one. -- "Treehouse... - Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse... - Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that
Freddy Quimby is guilty,
but that he is also innocent of _not_ being... - Well, look at me. I'm old, lacking in vigor, my mind's
in a turmoil.
I no longer know if I'm coming, have gone, or... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is... - Hibbert: There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in
here,
why, you've probably never ever seen your own face... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ...
