Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on? What's that odor?
Skinner: Go back to bed, mother. I've got it under control. Listen,
you crumb bums, if you think I'm impressed, I am not.
[they fan their bare behinds in front of his window]
Skinner: Ohm brandishing your buttocks is only making me angrier!
Agnes: I wanna see what's going on!
Skinner: No, mother! Don't look out the window!
Agnes: [screams]
-- Never saw a bare butt before,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on? What's that odor?
Skinner: Go back to bed, mother. I've got it under control. Listen,
you crumb bums, if you think I'm impressed, I am not.
[they fan their bare behinds in front of his window]
Skinner: Ohm brandishing your buttocks is only making me angrier!
Agnes: I wanna see what's going on!
Skinner: No, mother! Don't look out the window!
Agnes: [screams]
-- Never saw a bare butt before,
"Lisa's Date With Density"
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Dr.
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I don't suppose I could come in for a cup... - Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty
queen.
Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Agnes: [offscreen] Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights... - Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel: What Seymour's... - Chalmers: Skinner!!
Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
[nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalmers... - slide of Dr. Hibbert]
Mrs. Hibbert: Julius!
[slide or Chief Wiggum]
Mrs.
Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner]... - Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath...
