Great barrier reef! We're under attack! -- Skinner,

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• Jimbo: Come raid Skinner's house with us. Kearney: We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the dumpster behind Krusty Burger.
  Dolph: Yeah, and we're gonna go heave it at his house...
• One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmmm... I'd be happier _with_ the dollar.
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• Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
  We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date...
• Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
  Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on? What's...
• Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
  Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home...
• Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
  Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath...
• Chalmers: Skinner!! Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
  [nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalmers...
• and should there be requests for an encore, we will reprise "Pop Goes the Weasel." Otherwise,
  we will file out quietly. -- Mr. Largo sums up the...