You're the first person I've had over to the house since my Dad went nuts.

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• Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
  Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house...
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like...
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive...
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking,
  Nelson? Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About...
• Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
  But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new...
• Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that,
  do you? Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something...
• Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before,
  but I've never felt this way before. I think I have...
• Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
  Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever...