Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before,
but I've never felt this way before. I think I have a
crush...
Milhouse: [gasps] Oh! Oh, _really_? [suavely drinks from his milk
carton]
Lisa: ... on Nelson Muntz.
[Milhouse gags, then spits his milk back into the straw,
causing the carton to expolde and spill milk all over him]
Nelson: Way to drink, poindexter!
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
but I've never felt this way before. I think I have a
crush...
Milhouse: [gasps] Oh! Oh, _really_? [suavely drinks from his milk
carton]
Lisa: ... on Nelson Muntz.
[Milhouse gags, then spits his milk back into the straw,
causing the carton to expolde and spill milk all over him]
Nelson: Way to drink, poindexter!
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
- Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson
whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like... - Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm... - Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my
permanent teeth!
Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive... - Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you." [turns around]
[Milhouse wiggles his fingers at him]
-
That won't help, "Lisa's Date With... - Skinner: [gasps] A principal's ransom in stolen goods!
Well, sir, who's "Ha-ha"-ing now? Nelson... - Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -
we take the White Man alive. Bart: All... - Lisa: I've never seen them fight like that, Bart. I'm worried that all
this posturing and saber-rattling could lead to a teachers'
strike.
Bart: [scheming] Strike, eh? [cracks his knuckles...
