Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
Nelson: The moose?
Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE!
[Willy gives the hose to Nelson]
Nelson: Is this right? [sprays him]
Willy: Aaugh! Turn off the noozle!
Nelson: The noodles? What noodles?
Willy: The noozle at the end of the hoose!
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
Nelson: The moose?
Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE!
[Willy gives the hose to Nelson]
Nelson: Is this right? [sprays him]
Willy: Aaugh! Turn off the noozle!
Nelson: The noodles? What noodles?
Willy: The noozle at the end of the hoose!
-- "Lisa's Date With Density"
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