Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer.
Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing]
If there's a job that must be done,
You'll find it's much more fun...
Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it
for _me_!
Shary: [continuing]
But the beer will taste more sweet
If you get up off your seat...
Bart: Lady, the man asked for a beer, not a song.
Shary: [walks away] [sotto voce] D'oh-re-mi-fa-so...
-- The perils of being a Simpson domestic,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing]
If there's a job that must be done,
You'll find it's much more fun...
Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it
for _me_!
Shary: [continuing]
But the beer will taste more sweet
If you get up off your seat...
Bart: Lady, the man asked for a beer, not a song.
Shary: [walks away] [sotto voce] D'oh-re-mi-fa-so...
-- The perils of being a Simpson domestic,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Related:
- Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss... - Shary: Hello, Willie.
Lisa: You know her?
Willie:
Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back... - Shary: It's 8:00, children. Time for bed.
Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. Lisa: Yes, sing... - Shary: Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins.
Homer: Did you say Mary Po.
Shary: No, I definitely did not. I'm an original creation... - Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer?
Shary:
Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering]... - Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the... - Burns: Bah, humbug.
Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just
float away when you're flying a kite.
[gives him one] Burns: Balderdash. This is the... - Shary: [singing, obviously drunk] Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
Barney: Searching for my lost shaker of salt. [spoken]... - Bart: Pop quiz, hotshot. I'm supposed to be doing my homework,
but you find me upstairs reading a Playdude...
