Burns: Bah, humbug.
Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just
float away when you're flying a kite. [gives him one]
Burns: Balderdash. This is the silliest load of... [watches his
kite] ...oh, look at it fly! Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Look at
me, Smithers.
[dark clouds gather ominously]
I feel practically Superduperfragicalicexpiala-d'oh!
[lightning strikes the kite and shocks Mr. Burns, knocking
him on the ground]
What's this strange sensation in my chest?
Smithers: I think your heart's beating again.
Burns: Oh, that takes me back. God bless you, Shary Bobbins.
-- Always a silver lining,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just
float away when you're flying a kite. [gives him one]
Burns: Balderdash. This is the silliest load of... [watches his
kite] ...oh, look at it fly! Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Look at
me, Smithers.
[dark clouds gather ominously]
I feel practically Superduperfragicalicexpiala-d'oh!
[lightning strikes the kite and shocks Mr. Burns, knocking
him on the ground]
What's this strange sensation in my chest?
Smithers: I think your heart's beating again.
Burns: Oh, that takes me back. God bless you, Shary Bobbins.
-- Always a silver lining,
"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious"
Related:
- Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh --
Marge:
You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like
nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Quimby: We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our
waterfront.
Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days...
